During my last trip to Canada, I met a regular Rand McNally.

He greeted me by saying, “Hey, you’re American. Can you name all of the Provinces?”

“No, I’m afraid I cannot. Can you name all of the states?”

“All the ones that border Canada,” he proudly responded.

I said, “Ok, go.”

“Washington, Idaho, Montana, New Jersey…”


But not as wrong as his jacket: