During my last trip to Canada, I met a regular Rand McNally.
He greeted me by saying, “Hey, you’re American. Can you name all of the Provinces?”
“No, I’m afraid I cannot. Can you name all of the states?”
“All the ones that border Canada,” he proudly responded.
I said, “Ok, go.”
“Washington, Idaho, Montana, New Jersey…”
But not as wrong as his jacket: